cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
DJ Jesus died for your spins.
- Lizzie Bennet: From the very beginning, from the first moment I may almost say, of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form that ground-work of disapprobation, on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.
- Mr Darcy: I came here to have a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now
ok so ur an athiest and having sex u dont moan ”oh god” u moan ”oh bill nye the science guy” then u get up and start singing ”BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” then u jam the fuck out
too many girls kissing girls on my dash and not enough girls kissing me